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Texas Fontanella





The Bureau / Of Statistics / Can Prove Anything

Recent reports indicate the average human at-
tension span lasts a grand total of eight seconds
& that our sexual anxieties are exacerbated by
both homeophonic & homophonic translations
of Vietnamese genre fiction. It’s almost always
hammer not summertime in Brooklyn. I list ab-
out listening to Mozart. This is not a further cit-
ation but a necessary maintenance of our bank
balance. I bring Banksy back inside. The kitsch-
en howls. Tessa and I exchange hellos as I head
up to the station. Today the train ran on thyme.








Sparknotes From Underground

Antisocial scien-
tists still struggle

to wrap their heads
around the long-

term effects of alveoli
gas exchange on the

median price of child-
care, especially when it’s

offered by Karl Popper &
Ralph Waldo Emerson. As

is the precursor poem, this
is heavily reliant on the

serendipitous sub-
lime adding flava. After

mathematics class Bruce
Lee follows them. Not

home. Humument. Ler-
canidipine. Binds strongly

to albumin but effects
lag up to 48 hours.






 
 
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