Zebulon Huset
Tax-Man
Electricity
The air simply crackles with it.                              Imperceptibly.
It buzzes with the intensity of only itself.
Shaping the world in front of our kid-eyes, some unwilling to watch the grass grow green as dragons chase white horses down the red halls of the cathedral.
                              James is preaching,
               snow-white beard like some crazed Whitman impersonator.
And in a way, that’s what we all are.
But some borrowed from Kesey, Burroughs, Huxley, B-Real…
                              throwing               wide      the doorswindowsmouths
that swallow us like little green army men in a sandbox.
Neat lines of plastic soldiers standing still.
The tsunami of sand again takes us by the big toes
as if to say, you call that an opposable thumb?
You call that perception? You call that that?
This isn’t that, they say, it’s something else entirely.
                                                            Do you see?
                                                            Do you see?
*
Where are our sages, our holy men?
Crazy Horse chomped mushrooms                                          he fasted for months,
                              smashed his fingers to induce the visions in the juice of his brain’s chemistry
                                                                                          (and they called me crazy—
                                                                                                         and addicted to horse).
Sioux means “enemy” in Chippewa, from
their first encounter with the invading, imperialistic culture.
And what’s wrong with that? No copyright on soil—property rights in Mesopotamia our earliest
               records as if to say that’s mine, and I’m creating a form of communication to separate
               which buzzing bits of electrified atoms are mine—all mine—from what’s yours.
*
Electricity baffles me. Brains, in general.
Electricity means green.
Electricity means the bitter butter of unripe asparagus.
Electricity means the alone-in-a-big-room-in-a-small-chair feeling.
Electricity to beat the heart. Squeeze the lungs.
Electricity to contract intestines.
All the energy to shit.
Emperor in a small country in a small chair.
Electricity from the sky and the earth.
The morality of electricity guides us
with its wild-haired wisdom.
Oldish Age Undersea
The superfluous octopus slow dances
with plastic bags dragged to the homeless depths
by shoals of selfish shellfish seeking for some sort of shelter.
Unlike hurricanes—a black hole's eye
                              is more and more of the same.
Every octopus joke starts: A Hydra and a Quahog
scoot onto a sandbar...
                                             jealousy always the motivation.
Like a rectangle is a square, but—
                              biological immorality
               isn't a nickname for tiny eternities.
Dee Gordon Homers
                              for Jose Fernandez
Thrice uplifted into the sea
                              thrice shot from dry-ish
to drenched,
to arrested,
                                             subtract one boatmate.
Cuba, that cigar-sandbar.
Its residents seek happiness.
Silly islanders. We find thee
                              teammate.
The boys swim, pitching motion
                              that perfect guerilla freestyle stroke.
Whether air, water, or that transition
               of air and water, the motion is the same
                                                            when transitioning from air
                              to water.
Then Poseidon rises
yet again                                   to thwart the pitcher.
Drowning another villager.
But this village contains millions.
This village connects virtually
everyone you ever knew,
                              and their friends
                                                            and family.
               And when your cigar
produces a single player
               that generates nearly your country’s GDP…
               you remember neighborhoods,
               you remember every interaction
                                             with that person.
And The Florida Marlins,
                              still in the pennant chase,
said fuck it.
                                             This whole game we desperately love.
                                             For one day.
We loved this guy
and we’ll take the hit.
One loss won’t end us.
We’ll mourn.
If the Yankees want to swap players and abide by
soap opera rules,                                                            whatever.
Swapped spaces
even the Pope would have a heart attack.
Then, each man bearing his name,
his number
                              leadoff,
Dee Gordon switch-hit
like some ambidextrous teammate
               and took the strike.
He stepped back,
                                                            tossed away the helmet
               whose tab
protected his temple,
five pitches later
               smash.
Did the pitcher hang it out
to dry,
               or
had Dee Gordon
               just hit his first
                              four-bagger
                                             of the season?
Who cares.
Run those bases.
Zebulon Huset is a teacher, writer and photographer living in San Diego. His writing has recently appeared in Otoliths, Meridian, The Southern Review, Fence, Unbroken, Atlanta Review & Texas Review among others. He publishes the writing prompt blog Notebooking Daily and edits the soon to be launched journal Coastal Shelf.
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Electricity
The air simply crackles with it.                              Imperceptibly.
It buzzes with the intensity of only itself.
Shaping the world in front of our kid-eyes, some unwilling to watch the grass grow green as dragons chase white horses down the red halls of the cathedral.
                              James is preaching,
               snow-white beard like some crazed Whitman impersonator.
And in a way, that’s what we all are.
But some borrowed from Kesey, Burroughs, Huxley, B-Real…
                              throwing               wide      the doorswindowsmouths
that swallow us like little green army men in a sandbox.
Neat lines of plastic soldiers standing still.
The tsunami of sand again takes us by the big toes
as if to say, you call that an opposable thumb?
You call that perception? You call that that?
This isn’t that, they say, it’s something else entirely.
                                                            Do you see?
                                                            Do you see?
*
Where are our sages, our holy men?
Crazy Horse chomped mushrooms                                          he fasted for months,
                              smashed his fingers to induce the visions in the juice of his brain’s chemistry
                                                                                          (and they called me crazy—
                                                                                                         and addicted to horse).
Sioux means “enemy” in Chippewa, from
their first encounter with the invading, imperialistic culture.
And what’s wrong with that? No copyright on soil—property rights in Mesopotamia our earliest
               records as if to say that’s mine, and I’m creating a form of communication to separate
               which buzzing bits of electrified atoms are mine—all mine—from what’s yours.
*
Electricity baffles me. Brains, in general.
Electricity means green.
Electricity means the bitter butter of unripe asparagus.
Electricity means the alone-in-a-big-room-in-a-small-chair feeling.
Electricity to beat the heart. Squeeze the lungs.
Electricity to contract intestines.
All the energy to shit.
Emperor in a small country in a small chair.
Electricity from the sky and the earth.
The morality of electricity guides us
with its wild-haired wisdom.
Oldish Age Undersea
The superfluous octopus slow dances
with plastic bags dragged to the homeless depths
by shoals of selfish shellfish seeking for some sort of shelter.
Unlike hurricanes—a black hole's eye
                              is more and more of the same.
Every octopus joke starts: A Hydra and a Quahog
scoot onto a sandbar...
                                             jealousy always the motivation.
Like a rectangle is a square, but—
                              biological immorality
               isn't a nickname for tiny eternities.
Dee Gordon Homers
                              for Jose Fernandez
Thrice uplifted into the sea
                              thrice shot from dry-ish
to drenched,
to arrested,
                                             subtract one boatmate.
Cuba, that cigar-sandbar.
Its residents seek happiness.
Silly islanders. We find thee
                              teammate.
The boys swim, pitching motion
                              that perfect guerilla freestyle stroke.
Whether air, water, or that transition
               of air and water, the motion is the same
                                                            when transitioning from air
                              to water.
Then Poseidon rises
yet again                                   to thwart the pitcher.
Drowning another villager.
But this village contains millions.
This village connects virtually
everyone you ever knew,
                              and their friends
                                                            and family.
               And when your cigar
produces a single player
               that generates nearly your country’s GDP…
               you remember neighborhoods,
               you remember every interaction
                                             with that person.
And The Florida Marlins,
                              still in the pennant chase,
said fuck it.
                                             This whole game we desperately love.
                                             For one day.
We loved this guy
and we’ll take the hit.
One loss won’t end us.
We’ll mourn.
If the Yankees want to swap players and abide by
soap opera rules,                                                            whatever.
Swapped spaces
even the Pope would have a heart attack.
Then, each man bearing his name,
his number
                              leadoff,
Dee Gordon switch-hit
like some ambidextrous teammate
               and took the strike.
He stepped back,
                                                            tossed away the helmet
               whose tab
protected his temple,
five pitches later
               smash.
Did the pitcher hang it out
to dry,
               or
had Dee Gordon
               just hit his first
                              four-bagger
                                             of the season?
Who cares.
Run those bases.
Zebulon Huset is a teacher, writer and photographer living in San Diego. His writing has recently appeared in Otoliths, Meridian, The Southern Review, Fence, Unbroken, Atlanta Review & Texas Review among others. He publishes the writing prompt blog Notebooking Daily and edits the soon to be launched journal Coastal Shelf.